I went to the LA County Fair yesterday and realized that everything there is meant to do one thing: make you vomit. If the giant goat buttholes don’t do it, then maybe the food will. Here’s a rundown of what you can order:
-Hot dog on a stick
-Cheese log on a stick
-A funnel cake/churro hybrid with powdered sugar and strawberries-ish
-A ONE AND A HALF POUND turkey leg
-A fried chicken sandwich with cheese that’s between a sliced Krispy Kreme donut and drizzled with honey. (The donut is specially made without a hole, thank God.)
-Fried…..anything
Then if you still haven’t gotten sick yet, hop on one of the many “possible death rides,” which feel like at any point a steel bolt is about to come loose and send you flying to your death into the Pig Racing Pavillion.
All that being said, I had an AMAZING TIME. You should go to this fair immediately. You can watch cows get milked by creepy futuristic nipple-suckers.
Here’s another Amazon review: Cats – The Musical (Commemorative Edition) (1998).
Your friend in arms,
Barry
