Anyone seen The Matador?

Watched it last night with my roommates….pretty awesome movie. If you like moustaches, you should definitely watch “The Matador.” (I hope this gets quoted on Rotten Tomatoes.)

New Amazon review for some lace panties today. Lucky you!

Oops, another Amazon review!

This time we’re reviewing Peeper’s Disposable Pet Diapers. Judge for yourself.

Howdy Cowpeople

I went to the LA County Fair yesterday and realized that everything there is meant to do one thing: make you vomit. If the giant goat buttholes don’t do it, then maybe the food will. Here’s a rundown of what you can order:
-Hot dog on a stick
-Cheese log on a stick
-A funnel cake/churro hybrid with powdered sugar and strawberries-ish
-A ONE AND A HALF POUND turkey leg
-A fried chicken sandwich with cheese that’s between a sliced Krispy Kreme donut and drizzled with honey. (The donut is specially made without a hole, thank God.)
-Fried…..anything

Then if you still haven’t gotten sick yet, hop on one of the many “possible death rides,” which feel like at any point a steel bolt is about to come loose and send you flying to your death into the Pig Racing Pavillion.

All that being said, I had an AMAZING TIME. You should go to this fair immediately. You can watch cows get milked by creepy futuristic nipple-suckers.

Here’s another Amazon review: Cats – The Musical (Commemorative Edition) (1998).

Your friend in arms,
Barry

Another Product Review

Ok guys, the series continues with the review of a Gangster Suit.

I hope you’re all enjoying this as much as I am. And by “you all” I don’t actually mean any “real” person, considering that I don’t think anyone knows about this blog yet. But hey, at least this way I don’t seem so crazy for talking to myself. Which I still do anyway.

All my best,
Barry

A new series: PRODUCT REVIEWS!

Hey everyone, thanks for stopping by. I have started a new series here at Manifest Destinyfest: Reviewing Products on Amazon! Here’s the first one, for Tuscan Whole Milk:

Look for the review by “Barry Holiday.” I’d like to thank Ian Wallace for the tip on this hot new product.

What else is going on? Well, you can see some of my videos at a podcast site called Yakkyakk. They spelled David Koresh’s name wrong….wasn’t my fault.

I’ve also started doing web commercials for a company called Teamdating.com. I’ll have links up to my commercials for them soon.

A new live show is in the works…don’t know when it’s going to be yet.
Here’s a video that was in one of my previous shows:

I hope you’re all well.
Barry