June 9, 2008
As you can see, I like my titles to be specific. So let’s get down to business, eh?
New Life Slice at the Independent Comedy Network: “Lost Remote.”
New Press clipping at Tilzy.tv.
New Barry Holiday reviews at Yelp.com. Amazon effectively stopped printing my reviews. Could they not handle the truth? Was it just “too real?” So please come join me as we move over to Yelp!
There are a couple more new things in the works to look forward to as well:
-A bonus video of Barry Holiday outtakes from Kelly’s No Booty Calls video. (About a week or so..)
-A new superdeluxe video made with John Alford, starring Bre Blair. (No idea when it’s coming out…)
Love you long time
May 28, 2008
Hey everyone (all five of you….)
I am currently in the process of upgrading my website a bit, so I hope that we can all ride on this journey of self-discovery together. I’ll pay for gas….
So I’m in Liam Sullivan’s new hilarious video for Kelly’s No Booty Calls. Check it out:
And I’m also in the process of finishing up a new series of Life Slices…they start coming out next Monday.
God bless us everyone.
October 19, 2006
Sorry it’s been a few days since the last amazon review. Seriously….I know how this really helps a lot of you face your days more easily. So I apologize. Today we’re diving into the world of Tylenol Cold Multi-Symptom, with Instant Citrus Burst Sensation It’s the jam!
October 11, 2006
So we’ve got a brand new product review for new Leapfrog Product Software!
Make sure to scroll down to the user reviews for the Barry Holiday one.
Other news….here’s a really funny video starring the illustrious Sam Schampagne. (With cameos by the ever-silent Will Nash and myself.)
I’ve also got a project going on right now where I’ll be putting together some really funny shorts for Directv. If these first ones go well, then we could have a whole series of these things. I’ll fill you in more as it progresses.
October 7, 2006
The review is here. The question is WHY?
October 5, 2006
Hello friends, new and old: (by the way, old friends, some of you may have to make a little room for new friends at some point. Not yet, but just be aware.)
So I’ve got a new video up, it’s a commercial I did for Teamdating.com, a dating website that seems like a great idea. (For those who need help getting dates, that is. I, however, have so many dates all the time that I need a website called datetakeaway.com, just so I could get a little sleep every now and again.) The video stars Sam Shampagne and Kelvin Yu and can be found here:
We’ve also got a new Amazon review for Oneida Colonial Boston Flatware. It’s reviewtastic!
Keep on keepin’ on.
October 3, 2006
If you feel like being a part of something magical, then please send a link to email@example.com of an amazon.com item that you would like me to review. I promise I’ll make you so proud…..and famous!
September 30, 2006
Watched it last night with my roommates….pretty awesome movie. If you like moustaches, you should definitely watch “The Matador.” (I hope this gets quoted on Rotten Tomatoes.)
New Amazon review for some lace panties today. Lucky you!
September 29, 2006
This time we’re reviewing Peeper’s Disposable Pet Diapers. Judge for yourself.
September 28, 2006
I went to the LA County Fair yesterday and realized that everything there is meant to do one thing: make you vomit. If the giant goat buttholes don’t do it, then maybe the food will. Here’s a rundown of what you can order:
-Hot dog on a stick
-Cheese log on a stick
-A funnel cake/churro hybrid with powdered sugar and strawberries-ish
-A ONE AND A HALF POUND turkey leg
-A fried chicken sandwich with cheese that’s between a sliced Krispy Kreme donut and drizzled with honey. (The donut is specially made without a hole, thank God.)
Then if you still haven’t gotten sick yet, hop on one of the many “possible death rides,” which feel like at any point a steel bolt is about to come loose and send you flying to your death into the Pig Racing Pavillion.
All that being said, I had an AMAZING TIME. You should go to this fair immediately. You can watch cows get milked by creepy futuristic nipple-suckers.
Here’s another Amazon review: Cats – The Musical (Commemorative Edition) (1998).
Your friend in arms,